amazon warrior (stalkee) wrote in debating_yaks,
amazon warrior

Subject: Resume of George W. Bush

Resume of George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520


Law Enforcement:

- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.

-My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is unavailable.


- Joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL for one year.

- Refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.

- By joining the Texas Air Nation guard I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.


- Graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

- I was a cheerleader.


- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

- Began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1976. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all of my stock.

- Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

- With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

- During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

- I set the record for most executions by any governor in American history.

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.


- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12- month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.

- In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.

- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire", Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Ken Lay,presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
history, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. In fact, more money and time was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any
other President.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government.

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.

- I am the first president to have the United Nations remove the U.S.
from the Human Rights Commission.

- I Refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

- I am the first President to refuse United Nations election inspectors
(during the 2002 election.)

- I set the record for fewest numbers of press conference of any
President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period. In fact,it was after I had taken off the entire month of
August 2001 that I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.

- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than one year later made the U.S. the most
hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against
any person in the history of mankind.

- I am the first president in U. S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack
and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the
United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens and the world community.

- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits
for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

- In my State of the Union Address I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and
have since blamed the "misinformation" on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster", a WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bid Laden to justice.


- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigators into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

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